has anything happened?

Our furniture is getting delivered today. Apparently they grow the trees before cutting them down and making the furniture, so that’s why it takes so long.

In other news, I work in deep, deep Poway now. I’m surprised they have electricity out here, but they do. Indoor plumbing too! Given the cost of gas these days, I’m paying for the privilege of having a job nowadays.

Apparently the song “Miss New Booty” is emerging as the proverbial ‘feel good hit of the summer’.

In other news, I attended the most ghetto bachelor party of all time. Hosted at scenic 60th and Imperial in Encanto. What’s cool about a ghetto stripper? She’l let you grab her ass!