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30 Dollars a Day for Perverts

Remember a few months back when I posted those racy pix of Rachel Ray from FHM mag?

Well, apparently this is one of the few sites on the whole wide interweb to post them, because much to my surprise I did 10GB traffic last month, well over 10x my normal traffic! That led to a nice bandwidth overage of 50+ bucks!

15000 queries for Rachel Ray in about 2 weeks! Needless to say, there are guys other than myself and Padre Lee who like wide-bottomed brunettes with big yap!

Latest and Greatest

It’s been awhile, I know.

– Holidays in LI were nice as always. Much food was eaten. The sausage bread and the re-emergence of beef at the dinner table were much appreciated.

– In an odd re-reunion I saw Francis Harvey at the Roderick’s, and Mike Amorillo on the plane to SD. Both kids I went to elementary school with. Hyrda Byrda!

– Note: American Airlines terminal at JFK bears more than a passing resemblance to ‘steerage’.

– Of course Le Creeper, Cus Joey, Cregs, and Felix Tibs were in the house. When the pimps in the crib, mon…

– 2 nights at the Roger Williams in NYC, natch. 18 degree temps did not discourage us from walking from 31st street to 80th street via Central Park.

– L&O fans mark the passing of Jerry Orbach. A man of broadway and a mean billiards shark, he will be missed.

– CC Alum and all around good-guy Artlung tied the knot, vegas style. Cheers! The lung has bid adieu to sunny dago and seeks his fame and fortune in La-La land.

– Similarly, CC OG Elias Vict announced pending nuptuals via the web-site.

– Storms in the southland have the SD minions jumping about with excitment. Massive complaining seems to be the typical reaction. News Flash: it rains, sometimes.

– Yours truly is embarking on some re-schooling and re-tooling per a possible attempt at MBA admissions. This week: Financial Accounting for non-Accountants. 9 weeks of mind-numbing fun!

– NYC re-location planning mode is in full swing, but admission to NYU Stern or Columbia may be contingent upon Sassy getting some blue-blood, and quick. Apparently a BA in Art from SDSU doesn’t hold the clout it once did.

Growth

So, I had an infected cyst on the back of my ear, which became so swollen that my neck and jaw began to push out of my head.

My wife told me I had a “Shreck Head”. Reminder: do never get an infected cyst on your ear.

Brucing

Went snowboarding this weekend – second time on the hill. This shit is hard to do. I basically feel like I got hit by a truck today.

It was about 80 degrees up at Big Bear and the place was packed with kids. Teenage girls in tank tops, and thugged out ghetto white boys in 900 dollars worth of snow gear. 8 dollar cheeseburgers and Missy Elliot on the box.

Fun times, but I don’t think snowboarding is my thing.

bak

Back from NY for turkey, sick as a dog. Taking the day off to recoup.

A good time was had by all. Saw the whole fam. Cousin Joey was as incoherent as ever.

Attended my 10th high school reunion and had a blast. The girls looked good, the guys looked paunchy. Made some key contacts for the pending NYC move in 24 months. Note: do never peak in high school. Note 2: It’s “California” not “Cali”.

Word is the SOME ACTION is wrapping up their first full-length. SA bassman and all-around party poodle Johnny G continues to rock the LES fringe with squid guts and camel lights. More to come.

Tibsy was missed, but was on everyone’s minds as he prepares to move into a leaky shack in the woods with an outhouse. Tibsy’s new Dell is not thrilled about this turn of events.

Next time you’re in Huntington, have a slice at Little Vincents. Best slice in the Township?

padding up

first post from the new pad.

We wanted to buy, but apparently 2 adults with fulltime jobs in the 25% income bracket can’t afford to buy houses anymore.

Come by and say hi, wouldja?

Sassy’s Girls

Gwyneth Paltrow
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Aniston
Patricia Arquette
Debra Messing – Will and Grace
Rachael Ray – Food TV
Lauren Graham – Gilmor Girls
Laura Prepon – That 70’s Show
Elisabeth Rohm – Law and Order
Angie Harmon – Law and Order
Jamie-Lynn Sigler – The Sopranos
Kim Shattuck – The Muffs
Gwen Stefani – No Doubt

Major drag, dude

Super busy lately and no time for the web site. Sorry kiddies. Your boy is at the edge of sanity and this website ain’t on the list of TODO’s.

Anyway here’s some bulletpoints to get everyone up to speed

* job sucks, got raise, sucks less, but still sucks. Turned down 2 gigs paying 20% over my current salary – why?

* summer 03′: 6 condos in my range. summer 04: 300 condos in my range. Something is up.

* Wife started her fulltime teaching gig after years of busting ass. Cheers, baby! Heavy laminating going down on a daily basis.

* Saw the Muffs with Tibsy and Dru Down friday nite. Rocked. Kim is mellowing, less shreiking.

* Off the chronic and it feels so right. Minor relapse, but it ain’t no thang.

* SNAFU with the dealer meant waiting 4 hours in Escon-shithole to get the passenger side window working on the Mini. Can a nigga get a loaner?

* C/C++ class #2 done and done. I can actually write C programs now. Do I bother with more school?

* Doing Thanksgiving in NY this year. 10th high school class reunion also. Dork factor: high.

* Finally got the wireless kit in the home. Bitchen.

* Curb Your Enthusiasm rules. I wish I had HBO, we watched all the DVD’s in 2 weeks.

* A new TV is in the works. Must have 16:9. Finally got the blown channel in the stereo fixed. Crystal clear 5.1 surround, kiddies!

* ABKCO re-released all the early Rolling Stones albums. Get the first record, if only for ‘Carol’.

Well, thats all I got. Carry on.

GREATEST TROLL EVER

“Everybody who doesn’t buy, now, will be priced out forever. Anybody who does buy will be rewarded with a lifetime of riches, as their property will continue its 25% yearly price increase.

Renters, and anybody born in a future generation, will not be able to afford a $5,000,000 starter home in 15 years. They will live in tent cities, and hondas.

This asset bubble is different than all of the others – it will never slow down, or pop. The gains are permanent.”

– Longtime FC Troll